The atmosphere in
the auditorium was near electric. The students were gobbling up the
performance, knowing Jamie’s “speech” could be stopped at any second. As he
started to lower his swimsuit, DiFran suddenly—finally—stomped onstage. I
momentarily covered my eyes with my good hand, and when I peeked through my
fingers, I exhaled in relief. His flesh-colored t-shirt was part of a unitard.
No frontal nudity today, folks.
Fists and jaw
tightly clenched, DiFran leaned in and whispered insistently into Jamie’s ear.
But like a pole dancer resisting the grand finale, Jamie shook him off.
High-bun girl
leaned forward as my brother turned ass backward to the audience. Large black
letters were written across his butt—Free on the left cheek, Ice Cream on the right. High-bun
girl— and pretty much the entire student body—went insane as the dance music
morphed into a conga drumbeat.
As Jamie thrust
out one butt cheek, everyone yelled, “Free!” He pulsed out the other one to a
refrain of, “Ice cream!” Even my gym teacher Ms. Walker started shouting along,
while Jamie wiggled one cheek and then the other. “Free ice cream!” I gripped
the armrest with my good hand. Very
presidential.
Moving to the
speed of Jamie’s bum, the chanting accelerated to a fevered pitch. Riding an ice
cream vendor bike, Dean blasted through the backstage curtain, skidding to a
stop. He opened the cooler, pulled out a few boxes of cones, and lifted them up
high like a trophy.
DiFran took center stage, waving his arms furiously, trying but failing to halt
the deafening noise.
“Are you quite
done?” he huffed into the mic. Jamie, who was suddenly in his trunks and at his
side, shook his head. “Wrap this up pronto,” DiFran spat.
Jamie tilted the
microphone toward his mouth as the auditorium quieted down. Here comes the big
speech.
Despite all the shenanigans, or maybe because of them, everyone seemed ready to
listen. It was almost a dead silence when Jamie leaned in and spoke his first
words, slowly emphasizing each letter.
“For free ice cream, vote Jamie and Dean.” He paused. Everyone sat quietly, waiting for more. But instead, Dean ripped open boxes as Jamie reached over and started firing ice cream cones at the audience. Even though I was way out of range, I ducked. A mad scramble ensued. The bull had been released.
The plot seems interesting!
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