If you don't like pixies, don’t read this diary.
If you don't like loud-mouthed pixies who are really cool but sometimes get told they're immature (for no reason), then definitely stop reading.
Act mysterious – always
Be frivolous – never
Funny thing is that I wanted to start the review with a warning of my own but checking the blurb I had to give up... but... to follow Calla's example... I'll add the second warning anyway: If you don't want to like pixies, don't read this diary!
Now, both warnings were given and I can tell you that the "diary format" was used before here and there, but in this case, C.Bauer nailed it!
I, Calla, do hereby seriously promise to fully describe each eentsy beentsy thing that happens to me. No excuses. No exceptions.
I shall record every detail, unless I pretty much told it already.
And/or it’s boring.
I think is already obvious that as we'll navigate through the troubled court schemes (peppered with likes and dislikes) trying to solve mysteries and find secretly prisoned kings, solve natural dangers and deal with heart problems, we will smile, a lot. From knowing, clement smiles to full roars of laughs, we will try them all. It's not possible in another way with Calla.
But pay attention, many things happen in a vivid pace and we must keep it up! All information received is important and put to use later on. What seems strange or somehow incorrect will be solved when need it.
Enjoy "tracking" the metamorphosis of our sweet, witty, prankish heroine from the old in the new Calla or better said in...
“So I’m the New-Old Me.”
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***WARNING***
If you don't like pixies, don’t read this diary.
If you don't like loud-mouthed pixies who are really cool but sometimes get told they're immature (for no reason), then definitely stop reading.
Oh, and if you're His Awfulness The Elf Prince ‘Dare’ Darius, then you can kiss my butt. My hatred for you burns with the fire of a thousand suns. Thanks for getting me kicked out of Pixieland and exiled to attend some rando human high school on Earth. You’re the worst, even if you have a cute smile. And nice eyes. Your hair looks okay sometimes, too. But you’re still a creep and I loathe you.
And to everyone else: if you’ve read this far, then you better finish my entire diary.
My story is supernatural, whacked-out, and overall awesome.
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About the author:
Christina Bauer knows how to tell stories about kick-ass women. In her best selling Angelbound series, the heroine is a part-demon girl who loves to fight in Purgatory’s Arena and falls in love with a part-angel prince. This young adult best seller has driven more than 500,000 ebook downloads and 9,000 reviews on Goodreads and retailers. The first three books in the series are now available as audiobooks on Audible and iTunes.
Bauer has also told the story of the Women’s March on Washington by leading PR efforts for the Massachusetts Chapter. Her pre-event press release—the only one sent out on a major wire service—resulted in more than 19,000 global impressions and redistribution by over 350 different media entities including the Associated Press.
Christina graduated from Syracuse University’s Newhouse School with BA’s in English along with Television, Radio, and Film Production. She lives in Newton, MA with her husband, son, and semi-insane golden retriever, Ruby.
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